Hello, My Name is Christi and I’m a Chemo Whore

I know I’m a Chemo Whore because:

1. I wake up at 5 a.m. and shop online for Valentine’s shirts to wear to my next chemo appointment

2. I pile on all of my heavy whore make-up to look hot for “Club Chemo”

3. I pack up my Chemo Ho Bag and matching gear

4. I make sure my Ho-Bag-sister and her Ho Bag are ready to go to “Club Chemo”

5. I pack a light lunch to make sure I have room for the VICP (Very Important Chemo Person) complimentary “Club Chemo” snacks.

6. I grab my pimp hubby (to make sure any money problems are taken care of) and go

7. As we sit around, we begin our Chemo Anonymous (CA) meeting, and I begin to absorb my various “Club Chemo” cocktails – WOOO HOOO!

8. I am now looping out and repeating things over and over. It feels like Groundhog Day!

9. My “Club Chemo” entourage inevitably decides that an intervention is necessary.

10. I know that when I leave “Club Chemo” today, I will become a Chemo Crack Whore on steroids, and I look forward to peaking and tweeking.

My name is Christi Nelson and I am a Chemo Whore.

KILL CANCER!!! 🙂

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